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secret-goeff:

i don’t have time for these deep thoughts, jordan
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lelliiethesnake:

Oh hello, 80000th post. I’ll make you something useful

Hey kids, have this handy graphic on AH teams

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
6 hours ago with 62,619 notes
lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 
6 hours ago with 429,540 notes

juilanne:

i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

7 hours ago with 181,827 notes

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fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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7 hours ago with 54,777 notes

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

7 hours ago with 16,826 notes

window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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